My Spam: Toe Fungus

Yuck. If my feet ever start looking like that (they don’t, feel free to ask, I’ll show you), I’m going to call my doctor, not find a miracle cure in my Junk folder.

I also enjoy the unsubscribe link at the bottom which takes you to this page:

There is no way I’m going to confirm you are harassing me at the correct email address. I looked at your code.  You’re just recording my email.

My Spam: Laser Hair Removal

I cannot really complain about an issue with this spam.  Laser hair removal, I get it.  Some people have unwanted hair.  Looking at the picture, I do wonder what this woman’s back looked like before the laser hair removal.  I also wonder if I went in to get a “Full Face” if they would only charge $89.

Chuck Berry Plays Columbia…

I had a great time at Chuck Berry last night.  Brilliant photo journalist Jim MacMillian moved into the loft above My Secret Garden so we had a great view from his windows and the roof.  Though this was the tenth or so time I’ve seen Chuck perform, it was still a great show.

Here’s Jim’s Photo:

Here’s my great photo with Chuck, The Tiger and Jesse taken from the roof with my iPhone:

 

You can watch the entire performance on Jim’s Blog: Here

My Spam: Jupiter Jack

Maybe it’s because he’s loud or maybe it’s because he died, but I have been getting non stop emails about the Jupiter Jack. What I do know after watching the commercial, I’m glad I never had to be screamed at by Billy.  Poor Carla, is that how he conducts every conversation?  “I’LL BE RIGHT THERE!”  “HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!” “YES I WOULD LOVE SOME MORE COCAINE SIR!”  Hard to do anything discreetly when you are yelling at everyone.

 

My Spam: A message from Carl

Call H has sent me a message. A private message.  What could it be?  If I don’t read it Carl will be so disappointed.

What Carl is a fan of the Mizzou Tigers too? Wow! I wonder how our Passwords to FanIQ compare? I’m totes going to enter my FanIQ password and find out.  Oh wait, it’s doing a call to google analytics to figure out where I’m from then pushing an image of my local sports team… And it’s not even the FanIQ website I’m on right now.  Carl, how dare you trick me…

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