My Spam: Puppy!

This is the most adorable spam I have ever gotten.  If spammers just put photos of puppies doing things humans do, I think they would be more effective.  Think about it.  Puppies getting their computers cleaned of viruses, puppies solving their ED problems, puppies getting their unwanted hair removed, and puppies using cell phones…

My Spam: Update Notice for My Computer

Do these actually work on people? My email is telling me it has run a scan on my Mac and I need to update my Windows software.  Clearly this is legitimate.

My Spam: Books I own

This was intersting.  It’s a simple online drug store for Viagra and Cialis from “Cheyney” email address from Japan.  While it’s just a simple image, the spammer included an excerpt from a book to get through my filter.

 

I started to read it and it sounded strangely familiar.  I tossed a line into the goog and found it.  It’s from the book Curriculum Design by By Michael Golby, Jane Greenwald, Ruth West, a book a was given by my grandmother and is still sitting on my shelf at home.  Here’s the page below from Google Books.  It starts on page 151 just before the second paragraph.

 

My Spam: Доступнaя реклама

I have no idea.

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My Spam: Toe Fungus

Yuck. If my feet ever start looking like that (they don’t, feel free to ask, I’ll show you), I’m going to call my doctor, not find a miracle cure in my Junk folder.

I also enjoy the unsubscribe link at the bottom which takes you to this page:

There is no way I’m going to confirm you are harassing me at the correct email address. I looked at your code.  You’re just recording my email.

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