http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/more/ en jonathan@jonathansessions.com Copyright 2010 2010-03-09T04:17:00+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/sessions_for_school_board http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/sessions_for_school_board#When:05:17:00Z I haven’t made updates in a while, but I’ve been a bit busy.  If you haven’t heard, I’m running for the Columbia Public Schools’ Board of Education.  Find out more about my campaign at my website http://www.sessionsforschoolboard.com Thanks, Jonathan 2010-03-09T05:17:00+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_puppy http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_puppy#When:01:29:02Z This is the most adorable spam I have ever gotten.  If spammers just put photos of puppies doing things humans do, I think they would be more effective.  Think about it.  Puppies getting their computers cleaned of viruses, puppies solving their ED problems, puppies getting their unwanted hair removed, and puppies using cell phones… Spam, 2009-10-08T01:29:02+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_update_notice_for_my_computer http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_update_notice_for_my_computer#When:21:04:19Z Do these actually work on people? My email is telling me it has run a scan on my Mac and I need to update my Windows software.  Clearly this is legitimate. Spam, 2009-09-30T21:04:19+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_subject_n_responding http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_subject_n_responding#When:19:02:39Z This was intersting.  It’s a simple online drug store for Viagra and Cialis from “Cheyney” email address from Japan.  While it’s just a simple image, the spammer included an excerpt from a book to get through my filter.   I started to read it and it sounded strangely familiar.  I tossed a line into the goog and found it.  It’s from the book Curriculum Design by By Michael Golby, Jane Greenwald, Ruth West, a book a was given by my grandmother and is still sitting on my shelf at home.  Here’s the page below from Google Books.  It starts on page 151 just before the second paragraph.   Spam, 2009-09-23T19:02:39+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_a_-_anyone_read_russian http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_a_-_anyone_read_russian#When:04:30:50Z I have no idea. anonimka.gif Spam, 2009-09-17T04:30:50+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_toe_fungus http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_toe_fungus#When:04:11:07Z Yuck. If my feet ever start looking like that (they don’t, feel free to ask, I’ll show you), I’m going to call my doctor, not find a miracle cure in my Junk folder. I also enjoy the unsubscribe link at the bottom which takes you to this page: There is no way I’m going to confirm you are harassing me at the correct email address. I looked at your code.  You’re just recording my email. Spam, 2009-09-10T04:11:07+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_laser_hair_removal http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_laser_hair_removal#When:14:30:48Z I cannot really complain about an issue with this spam.  Laser hair removal, I get it.  Some people have unwanted hair.  Looking at the picture, I do wonder what this woman’s back looked like before the laser hair removal.  I also wonder if I went in to get a “Full Face” if they would only charge $89. Spam, 2009-09-02T14:30:48+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/chuck_berry_plays_columbia http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/chuck_berry_plays_columbia#When:23:41:55Z I had a great time at Chuck Berry last night.  Brilliant photo journalist Jim MacMillian moved into the loft above My Secret Garden so we had a great view from his windows and the roof.  Though this was the tenth or so time I’ve seen Chuck perform, it was still a great show. Here’s Jim’s Photo: Here’s my great photo with Chuck, The Tiger and Jesse taken from the roof with my iPhone:   You can watch the entire performance on Jim’s Blog: Here 2009-08-27T23:41:55+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_jupiter_jack http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_jupiter_jack#When:15:29:34Z Maybe it’s because he’s loud or maybe it’s because he died, but I have been getting non stop emails about the Jupiter Jack. What I do know after watching the commercial, I’m glad I never had to be screamed at by Billy.  Poor Carla, is that how he conducts every conversation?  “I’LL BE RIGHT THERE!”  “HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!” “YES I WOULD LOVE SOME MORE COCAINE SIR!”  Hard to do anything discreetly when you are yelling at everyone.   Spam, 2009-08-26T15:29:34+00:00 http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_a_message_from_carl http://www.jonathansessions.com/home/comments/my_spam_a_message_from_carl#When:21:19:34Z Call H has sent me a message. A private message.  What could it be?  If I don’t read it Carl will be so disappointed. What Carl is a fan of the Mizzou Tigers too? Wow! I wonder how our Passwords to FanIQ compare? I’m totes going to enter my FanIQ password and find out.  Oh wait, it’s doing a call to google analytics to figure out where I’m from then pushing an image of my local sports team… And it’s not even the FanIQ website I’m on right now.  Carl, how dare you trick me… 2009-08-23T21:19:34+00:00